Andrew Trembley (bovil) wrote,
Andrew Trembley

Space Pirates!

You would think Space Pirates would be cool.

Pirates are cool. Space is cool. What's not to be cool?

Space Pirates isn't cool. Well, it is cool, but it's cool like a cave in the Emmenthal that's used to age Swiss cheese. It's cool like a Velveeta distribution warehouse. It's cool like... ah, you get the drift.

Seriously. Watch the trailer.

If Commander Ursula Sky is any indication, Officer Training Course is where washouts from 80's Rock Video Bimbo College are sent by deranged career counselors.

All I can think of is Dr. Who fan videos without the production values. Well, maybe Red Dwarf without the class.

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