Three foul-mouthed drag queens singing the praises of Chick-fil-A.
It's not the drag or the language that would keep them out of Eurovision. It's not even that they're American (Celine Dion is Canadian, and she won Eurovision for Switzerland a decade or two ago).
It's the San Marino problem. No singy about Facebook, no singy about Coca-Cola, no singy about Chick-fil-A.