We don't have any in-town events this weekend. HTH?

Saturday, kproche will be appearing in his official (Imperial) capacity at the Owl Empire of Stanislaus County's (read "Modesto") Closet Ball.

Sunday night he's got a gig in San Francisco at Martuni's in Cookie Dough's infamous "Cookie...After Dark" show. 7:00-8:30pm, $7.00 cover.

we now return you to your regularly scheduled chaos...