Yesterday, the inimitable Something Awful posted the Presidential Debates Drinking Game.
The game works through a few standard levels; i.e. "take a sip" "take 3 sips" "finish your drink" levels. The last level, though, is "consecrate an altar to Dionysus" and lists things that the writer swears will never happen.
so the OMGWTF ('cuz this is a commentary on a web humor site) quote (from the "Consecrate an altar..." section): …George W. Bush finally admits that the Iraq war against Saddam Hussein was just a case of confusion over the spelling of "Bin Laden".
We all knew the Daily Show had a better bead on what's happening than anybody else in TV media. Who knew, though, that a bunch of internet goons would an impossibility so close to what really happened?